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You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

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I had superpowers until my therapist took them away!

Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?

How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell u later……..

I scored high on my drug test.

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!